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Fast Clapper

a fast vigourous exercise that will make you not move your legs for a day
Damn bro you are a fast clapper, cant even have seconds
by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022
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Meat Clappers

When she has a fat ass
She got them meat clappers
by Vertex December 10, 2021
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ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it
Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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Clapper

An object used to strike something or someone

Ex: baseball bat, metal pipe
David better stop playing before I hit him with my clapper.
by daisybaxe November 20, 2020
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Rock Clapper

Someone who is very dull, impulsive and downright out of it.
Bradley is such a good friend but he's a rock clapper
by Simmons,Michael December 15, 2020
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The Clapper

When you slap a girl with your dick twice then shut the lights off
I finished off by giving her the clapper and went to bed.
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
by Jemima True January 26, 2021
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