In the Box

A straight man pretending hard to make everyone think he is gay.

Named after Walter Box, the famed track star that pretended to be dating Sam Smith while secretly having an affair with a woman.

Walter: Let's go suck dicks!
Sam: Walter, I don't think you're gay. I think you're "in the box".
Walter: I... um, I like boobs
Sam: I knew it

by WheezyLegere September 7, 2016

Jerk the Box

Female Masterbastion

He loves to watch her Jerk the Box
Mom, do you ever jerk the box?

by X-tina Bobina marie June 14, 2011

plain-out-of-the-box

Used when describing how obviously cool something is. Or used to embolden your point.

That is plain-out-of-the-box amazingly awsome.

You are plain-out-of-the-box rediculous.

by kurtmankurtman February 7, 2009

Shut the box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night... or at least until 4:20 pm.

"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"paul, hurry up and shut the box so we can go shower together you queer"
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night"

by DarkMobius October 23, 2008

shrink outside the box

1. To lose one's erection immediately after vaginal intercourse in which ejaculation occurs, and the penis is pulled out.

2. To seek sex with partners that fall outside of one's normal sexual partners, as in to "think outside the box."

1. "Wow, I thought I'd never shrink outside the box last night after porking the ole lady. Damn that Cialis"

2. "Man, you really were shrinking outside the box when you hooked up with that field goal post, Frank."

by noumenal December 31, 2008

Jack in the Box

Fast food resturant popular in the US, and HOLY in California. With such a wide selection of supreme quality food at such affordable prices, Jack in the Box rules all other fast-food franchises worldwide.

I'm hungry and only have a little money. I KNOW! I'll go to Jack in the Box, get full and have a lot of cash left over!

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by Evil Pumpkin December 10, 2003

jock in the box

The penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male placed in the vagina of any female (often preps).

The act of putting the penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male into the female vagina.

Chad said he's gonna hook up with Amber tonight. Oh yeah, jock in the box.

Did you see Kyle and Mandy last night? He totally jocked her box.

by Jersey Avery April 20, 2008