The mop dryeth, the mop weteth again, I opened the window with my normal kid powers, face the fury of my F, My teeth might not be super anymore but I've always wanted to do that!!!
by The Chintastic Adventure July 10, 2009
Get the Barbecue of Justicemug. A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.
Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024
Get the The family barbecuemug. Bearded and/or flanelwearing wanna be trailblazers. They want to be different from the general population so they set themselves apart by cooking over open fire and using special woodtype chips to get that "smokey flavour." They might be really good at it or tremendously bad.
They feel that by doing this, they are showing that they are more in tune with their inner hunter gatherer. It is their only interesting personality trait.
Appearance: flannels with rolled up sleeves, in their 20s-40s, beards, tree or mountain tattoos, can't cook anything other than proteins, might wear a beanie.
They feel that by doing this, they are showing that they are more in tune with their inner hunter gatherer. It is their only interesting personality trait.
Appearance: flannels with rolled up sleeves, in their 20s-40s, beards, tree or mountain tattoos, can't cook anything other than proteins, might wear a beanie.
"I just saw Eric the other day, he dresses like such a barbecue hipster."
"Hahaha yeah, doubt that guy has ever touched a grill in his life though."
"Hahaha yeah, doubt that guy has ever touched a grill in his life though."
by Moonshinepicklebrine October 12, 2025
Get the Barbecue hipstermug. "Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."
by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023
Get the Barbecue Johnsonmug. by Gar With a Bow July 18, 2025
Get the Louisiana Barbecuemug. by Nick/Progon October 16, 2025
Get the barbecue chicken alertmug. Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
by BWJpriest June 6, 2024
Get the barbecue watermelon jizzmug.