Taking Temperature

When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.

Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."

Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked

by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008

tinie tempah

A South-London Grime Artist. Member of the Aftershock Hooligans. He has made several good tunes, e.g.
Wifey,
Perfect Girl

'It's Tinie Tempahhhh!'

by MC Aco April 23, 2008

templar

A dedicated fan of the band HammerFall

www.templarsofsteel.net

by Hector March 29, 2005

tempcation

A temporary layoff from your job. So the state pays you to stay home.
Combines 'vacation'with 'temporary'.

I need to fire up my DVR to help get through my tempcation

by chargerjim May 11, 2009

temporal

relating to the everyday world as opposed to that which is spiritual or eternal.

Medieval kings were TEMPORAL rulers of their states, but in religious matters they accepted the Pope's authority. :) HAHAH

by puhlese February 24, 2009

temprince

Someone who is really blunt , so blunt it comes off as rude . Occupation: Princess , ; most likely to intimidate any bitch . Married to NBA Youngboy ! ALL TOGETHER has a kind heart .

Temprince will always be crowned she basically owns every crown .

by Leah Rose January 7, 2017

TempristsFriend

a fuckwad who said mrslish isn't hot! then he say bad bad things about mrslish. what a fucking cunt who cums more than my fucking moms husband.

fuck u dumbass

''tempristsfriends dad is fucked by *tempristsfriend* and his mommy has aids because he fucked her while she was fucking him! L0L!

cunt''

by lol hot bitch June 1, 2019