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tech-love

"Maybe it's tech-love, but I'm loving all the new 'smart' home devices."
by talk2me-JCH2 December 4, 2022
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norwich tech

damn, that hick must got to norwich tech.
by norwichtechkid October 24, 2019
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tech daddy

A nerdy guy who's into computers and technical stuff but that doesn't stop him from being a total daddy. He walks the halls in his weird polos and dockers and doesn't know that a few females really want him.
"Did you see Tech Daddy today?"

"Yeah, I wish he'd shove that computer charger he was carrying up my ass."
by ChargeMyAssholeTechDaddy November 2, 2015
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tech guru

Someone that lives, breathes, and embodies technology. Basically their world revolves around tech and the latest innovations in the ever so fast-paced world of consumer electronics. A tech guru knows anything and everything imaginable about technology and you are hopeless if you think you know more than these illustrious men or women.
Dang, I asked Daryl which iPhone was the best and he started telling me how Apple is stagnant and recommended some weird Hawaii device or something. What a tech guru!
by zzsv December 19, 2018
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tech taco

an organizational tool that keeps cords and cables in order; also slang for the female genitalia of robots or other forms of artificial intelligence.
In order to keep their headphones from getting tangled, they wrapped them in a tech taco; as the popularity of sex robots rises so will penis injuries from unprotected sex with tech tacos.
by TigerShah May 9, 2019
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Tech Trolley

n - Bus that takes students from Georgia Tech's campus to the management annex.

v - to decide to drop your science or engineering major and change to easy management

See also m-train
I don't see Bob in any of my engineering classes, I guess he hopped on the Tech Trolley.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Lane Tech

a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked
lane tech -
rotc kid: come down here faggot
retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage

mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
by fatkid13 March 7, 2019
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