tech bitch

A tech bitch is a person who will buy any new tech gadget just to be cool. Recent studies suggest this person is most likely a fucking asshole and probably addicted to technology and suffers from minor to moderate erectile disfunction. The tech bitch will deny any wrong doing and justify their purchase based on how corporate marketing campaigns make them feel.

"He's a little bitch to technology. A real Tech Bitch"

by doorhead August 8, 2015

Tech Walk

When a person is walking while on a technological device, most commonly mobile phones but can also include ipads, mp3 players, ebook readers etc

I had a collision on the pavement while tech walking as the other person was doing the same on their iphone.

by B247E September 30, 2010

Tech Retarded

When someone seems to have a serious lack of understanding with anything that either plugs into a power socket or runs on batteries. Mainly Computers and Cell Phones

Ex: 1

Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?

Ex: 2

Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!

by Lead Fist July 5, 2010

Tech death

Tech death is a term used to describe bands in the subgenre death metal. As death metal bands began further exploring the genre, they experimented with a variety of song structures, tempos, and playing techniques from other genres to create music that changed the style. As a result of such experimentation, such as the works of Cynic and Cryptopsy, the subform of tech death established itself as a complex and varied musical style.

A few notable tech death bands include:
Beneath the massacre
Cephalic carnage
Decapitated
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Suffocation

by Jake McCall November 3, 2007

tech guy

indivudual that has is seen by others as knowing everything about computers, females seem to avoid and scorn "tech guys", for some unknown reason.

Why do we always get called tech guys in front of females?

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

tech-retard

a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!

#1
i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!

#2
Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!

by F_j September 26, 2011

Tech Titan

Tech Titans are people or companies that have contributed the digital/Information age with innovative tech products or services. These people are usually billionaires and reside in Silicon Valley.

Examples:
William Shockley - transistor
Jack Kilby - Integrated circuit
Gordon Moore & Robert Noyce - Intel cofounders
Bill Hewlett & David Packard - Hewlett-Packard
Frederick Terman - father of Silicon Valley
Steve Wozniak - father of the personal computer
Steve Jobs
Bill Gates & Paul Allen - Microsoft
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
Larry Ellison
Michael Dell
Larry Page & Sergey Brin - Google
Mark Zuckerberg
Jack Ma

The Tech Titans of Silicon Valley are some rich ma fuckas.

by Dick bomb November 13, 2015