Twasticated

Something that is twasted

Your face is so twasticated

by Dommo September 21, 2005

Twasm

Uncontrolled movement as a side-effect of chemical overindulgence.

"Sorry I spilt your coffee, my hand's twasming a bit."

by James Harlow April 18, 2005

twaff

Twerking and queefing

Bro last night I got so drunk and i remember this girl was twaffing on my dick

by Penisbitch June 9, 2016

Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

twaffle

This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.

Total rubbish.

The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
or
Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order

by DeafSponge July 3, 2005

twastick

Twastic a mix between twat. and spastick.

ashley your4 such a fucking twastick!!!

by charlie December 17, 2004

twatface

An idiot who you kinda adore. You are showing your affection with this name

*in a conversation*
Person 1: hey rockstar
Person 2: sup?
Person 1: ily, twatface xo

by Scotslass January 11, 2015