The act of a malr having sex with his significant other but using a hockey puck instead of his dick.
by YahBoiSkinnyPencil August 06, 2019
A term for a pretentious Canadian sociallite, especially from Toronto, who looks down on more humble working-class cities.
by UnwashedMass December 16, 2022
A team in desperate need of a new change and direction next season.
Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...
Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...
Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, New Orleans Hornets, and all other crap teams: "Man, I sure hope we play the Raptors soon 'cause u know it's always gonna be a winnable game wit em."
by T-town March 12, 2005
Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck
by 0000 October 21, 2003
Canada's only basketball team. They suck major ass and make everyone who wears a Chris Bosh jersey look like a fag.
Dad: What are you watching son?
Johnny: The Toronto Raptors game
Dad: (Sends him a slap upside his face) WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL YOU ABOUT THE RAPTORS!???
Johnny:OK dad ill go get my Lakers jersey
Johnny: The Toronto Raptors game
Dad: (Sends him a slap upside his face) WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL YOU ABOUT THE RAPTORS!???
Johnny:OK dad ill go get my Lakers jersey
by Nigg4witAttittude April 27, 2009
by Antonio January 16, 2005
by ImWindz July 05, 2018