Thesaurus

A big book that college kids use to sound smart when they have nothing relevant to say.

"Hey, what's another word for marginalize?"
"I don't know... look it up in the thesaurus!"

by Wallbridge June 28, 2006

Thesaurus Rex

A person who uses a word program or internet thesaurus in order to make their papers or written works appear smarter by replacing common words with larger or uncommon words.

The phrontistery is a Thesaurus Rex's wet dream.

"Since when does Bismark use the word jackanapes?"
"Since he became a Thesaurus Rex."

by Chromium April 3, 2006

Thesauromania

people who are turned on by collecting women's clothing, i.e. panties

Tom must have thesauromania, he stole my underwear last night.

by Bitzie83 October 16, 2008

thesaurus props

noun. blue-collar worker (male) who searches thesaurus.com for more enhanced vocabulary to use in text messages / e-mails to impress a female whom he is courting, but uses incorrect syntax during such messages, so as to confound said recipient, forcing her to be even more confused than she already is by his misappropriated behavior.

EMAIL FROM THESAURUS PROPS: "Yes, the roommate situation was dilatory in effort and not completely severing by any means allowing it to surface over and again... But not mandating me to hide anything."

by stella lester / lita carlson December 12, 2010

These fucking flies

Your not an Aussie if you haven’t said this before.

*summer in Australia*
Aussie *drinking a beer while sitting near a barbie* “THESE FUCKING FLIES”

by Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2019

theoslove

an amazing editor who is a draco stan (😬)

omg have u heard of theoslove?
I LUV SERENETY

by putputput December 22, 2021

These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022