Tactical TMI

A reference to some bit of incredibly personal information that is intensively calibrated to thoroughly fuck the minds of the user's audience.
Person #1: "Getting any baby-urges yet?"
Person #2: "Ugh, NO. My uterus just curled up on itself like a millipede."
Person #2's Lover: "Is that the thing you were doing last night, with your Kegel muscles?"
Person #1: Jesus CHRIST you're like a goddamn Predator drone. You wait for (her) to set you up, and then you come in from outta nowhere and drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head.
by Tweedletilde May 27, 2010
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tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.
*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 23, 2010
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Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
by TallyNasty August 25, 2010
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nig tactic

An action that undermines someone else, somewhat like cheating. As in Halo using the rocket launcher and invisibility, cockblocking a friend, or cutting in line to get food.
Man, did you see Bill cockblocking Steve? What a nig tactic.
by Bubby Bubson January 24, 2006
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Chess Tactics

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.
Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.
by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 25, 2009
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The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.
"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"
by Mister. Phister March 09, 2022
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scrub tactic

A scrub like move in which people, usually in the gaming demographic, use cheap and/or easy way to defeat or finish something.
That Clash Royal layer used a scrub tactic to beat me!
by The game pro February 21, 2017
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