Sweater skill

A sweater skill is a common skill you'd rather have and not need, than need and not have.

P1: Why should I learn how to change a car tire?
P2: It's a sweater skill.

by the abusement park May 2, 2022

home sweater

A sweater meant only for home wear. This may be due to it being really old or tattered, but the comfort and/or good memories prevent you from throwing it out/donating it. It is probably one of your favourite sweaters.

Sarah: Come out and help me bring in the groceries!

Ben: I can't, I'm wearing my uber-comfy, uber-ugly home sweater!

Sarah: Well change and get out here!

by Birks and Socks November 3, 2010

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

swimsuit sweater

At the beach, when a guy is shirtless and his back and chest are covered with so much hair it looks like he's wearing a sweater!!

Nice swimsuit sweater!

by Lacielovestrex April 26, 2014

Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

multi-purpose sweater

a sweater, comes in many different colors, and the neck is floppy.
has many uses, contains mystical powers.

includes:
shamwow
batman abilities
bank robbing mask
picture scenery
comedic possibilities.

*may cause the neck to itch*

Yo, check out my multi-purpose sweater, it's poppin'!

I smacked that jank with my multi-purpose sweater.

by dmaonrigealnle March 15, 2009