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park and swallow

The act of parking a car in some remote area and drinking, usually beer. Park and Swallows are normaly excecuted by underage teens on nights where a party is unavailable and the participants just want to get drunk. The park and swallow is confirmed to have originated in western ny.
Park and Swallow?

Dude, we have school in the morning.

And?

I'll get the yuengling.
by TheDude51392 October 27, 2010
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swallow it

2. " when you give me top, you better swallow it. "
by cakeee. July 20, 2016
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Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
by Webcke August 9, 2009
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Swalloween

Holiday that comes once a year on October 31 that is celebrated by a woman performing oral sex on her partner until completion.
Most people celebrate Halloween on October 31, but in my house it's called Swalloween and I enjoy the day more than I would by eating some candy!
by Holdin Macgroin January 20, 2009
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Funk Swallower

The Legend of a four eyed male that has been sighted in and around Southern New Jersey preying on limbless men!!
We were at the Wawa in Glassboro when the Funk Swallower emerged groping the man with no legs!!
by Hermanator X March 6, 2008
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swallow

1: A very pretty bird,
"Hirundo rustica Linnaeus"
Status Common in summer. Breeds. Barn Swallows generally arrive in the second half of April (average 23 April, earliest 10 April). They are found throughout the province in summer, especially in farming districts. Gatherings of migrants are often seen from mid-August through mid-September, but stragglers are frequent in this species, routinely last seen in November (average 14 November, latest 30 November). One on the Halifax East Christmas Bird Count on 19 December 1981 was well beyond these limits, and a bird on Sable Island on 9 February 1969 was thoroughly unexpected.

2: After Giving a Blow-Job, the other partner swallows the semen.(or may choose to spit)
1: Look!!Its a Swallow!

2: Omg Becky You swallowed Brad?? Ewww You TOTAL SKANK!!!
by Tompkins April 26, 2006
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You swallow

A comeback when someone says "You suck"
Guy that's new to fps games: *playing Halo 3 swat and doing better than most of his teammates and the enemy team then some guy thinks he's better just because he's winning by 1 kill* Guy that thinks he's better: You suck! Guy that's new to fps games: You swallow.
by Darksim August 24, 2014
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