spaffed

When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face

Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing

by Endeque February 4, 2010

Swaffler

Slang term used to define an individual whos actions are make it appear that they have switched (waffled) their sexual preferences. More often than not a man or woman who appears to their friends to have recently flipped their sexual preferences from heterosexual to homosexual.

"Man did you see jimbos shirt? yup pink, he's a swaffler"

"that hot chick was on bruce's dick all night and he didn't hit that? yup, hes a swaffler"

by Santacrawz December 23, 2006

Swafe

A term used to describe the antics of a man when he goes without sexual intercourse for many days or weeks in a derogitory sense. This activity can be performed more then once per day, however, in doing so energy will be lost.

Roger had no girlfriend, so he was a swafe

by Dom March 15, 2004

Swaffle

The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast

"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"

by IngleBear December 1, 2006

Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.

1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.

by allforone23 July 15, 2010

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013

Staffed

This happens when you slap a person in the mouth so hard it causes a serious infection of the knee. Properly named after the quaterback of the Georgia Bulldogs and the ass kicking that he recently recieved.

Did you see when Parker staffed that punk; he can't walk anymore. Or You just got staffed bitch where you goin; NOWHERE!

by Java Juice March 15, 2009