Diarrhoea Sling

A nickname for a Finnish light machine gun (Kk 62) mocked for its terrible capabilities and reliability. Often nicknamed by soldiers as the "Diarrhoea Sling."

"Vittu! Ne myönsi mulle Ripulilingon!"
("Fuck! They issued me the Diarrhoea Sling!")

by NaggerNick January 8, 2020

skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.

The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.

by jimmybomm April 23, 2020

slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.

Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.

by Doey Dickle July 4, 2021

Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.

Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.

by snowflame July 25, 2010

Girls With Slingshots

A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.

The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.

Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.

Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!

Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.

Girls with Slingshots

by QueenColonDarkwing June 28, 2011

Arabian Slingshot

The act of shitting into a sock and then proceeding to smack an individual (usually of dislike) in the face with the pile of excrement.

as usual, Zack would not shut the hell up today, so I decided to give him a good whack with the ol' Arabian Slingshot to silence him.

by thatguywhotriestobefunny July 29, 2011

sidcup slinger

the act of a large, homosexual male 'slinging' his testicles into the face of an unconscious male for his own sexual pleasure

named 'sidcup slinger' due to the reputation of sidcup's secondary schools as safe havens for homosexuals

that guy's so hot. i'm gonna give him a sidcup slinger.

by darius priest January 26, 2011