urine for a suprise

a dumb ass pun that should never be used!

"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"

by suck a diock January 16, 2018

Afghan Sunrise

The most delicious shot that will take you on a wild ride beginning in the lush clouds of heaven, then oilfields full of darkness, and ending in the bloodstained battlefields of hell.

A popular toast that goes along well with a round of Afghan Sunrises –

“For the bloodshed by my brothers to the oil that my country is being pillaged for and to the clouds in the sky filled with martyrs”

Afghan Sunrise can be made with three simple steps:

1. Start with 1/3rd grenadine (red - blood)
2. Add 1/3rd kahlua (black - oil)
3. Finally 1/3rd baileys irish cream (while – sky)

by jabroker September 19, 2011

Submissive Femboy Day

Submissive femboy Day is on April 10th to celebrate submissive femboys. It is considered second best day of the year behind dominant femboy day. Now is the day to hang out with your submissive femboys and give them "special" attention ;).

Now that it is Submissive Femboy Day I can get all the "special" attention I need!

by SummerHome April 10, 2022

Submissive

One who gives over their rights, their desires, and themselves to another. As a gift.

Of the two, Jane was the most submissive.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

South African Sunrise

Its when you stick a Vuvuzela up a girls ass and then blow into it...

I got this bitch loaded up on "Brown Browns" last night and gave her a South African Sunrise.

by MattNickMark July 12, 2010

submission

To submit is either to

1) Quit or give in due to pain or insurmountable/over whelming pressure

2) To hand something in

"Oh dear God this hurts, I submit, holy shit, I submit"

"Loser, by submission is..."

"I submitted my homework to you a week ago"

"Applications must be submitted in 3 days"

by A speaker's curtain November 2, 2006

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004