shrek

penetrates yo ass hole and makes your but tear

shrek penetrated my but hole

by nickhoweswatermelonswag May 23, 2014

Shrek'd

The total annihilation of ones asshole by some entity similar to OG mudbones horse cock (metaphorically speaking).

In other words getting wrecked/.raped.

Guy 1 : Did you bring the lube?

Guy 2:No Why

Guy 1: Fuck it.

Guy 1: I don't want to get Shrek'd :(

by BP10JH12 November 12, 2014

shrekked

When a giant green ogre penis gets shoved up a ass

I JUST GOT SHREKKED FUUUUCCCCKKKJ

by deluxe 4 December 30, 2014

Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

Shrek

A pedophile ogre who molests 9-year-old boys.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Chiang Kai-Shrek

China's infamous "ogre leader" during the early-to-mid 1900's.

It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018