Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

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Seed Thief

A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.

"I had a great time with Heather last night!"

"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."

by Seedthiefguy April 6, 2021

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Poppy Seed Bagel

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...

Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*

by MulluM April 17, 2017

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