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Stauros

Stauros (with u) is the correct way to spell the word which describes someone who, has done many jobs in the past, (e.g. Businessman, secretary, detective and more) is usually a meme creator but only for a small community of individuals and he can't play piano, even though he has a Music Theory Certificate.

Stauros is described by many as a SIMP (Super Intense Minecraft Player) and a very competitive player fighting to be the richest, strongest and most intelligent of all. His powers stop though when he encounters redstone or even villagers.

Lastly Stauros can be arrogant and bragging about how he fucked your mum yesterday night. The truth is that such actions haven't been reported by an official source (your mum) and there are no intentions nor possibilities of that happening. At the end of the day Stauros will still be a virgin boy.
person 1:Do you know Stavros?

person 2: IT'S SPELT STAUROS!!!
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person 1: Stauros is such a SIMP.

person 2: Yeah but he didn't make the farm I told him to.
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person 1: Stauros said he fucked my mum!

person 2: Nah, he is just bragging. This can't happen in reality.
by truthofstauros November 22, 2021
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Staura

One of the most athletic and romantic teenagers in the whole world. Staura, also known as "Paidi Malama", is pure gold!
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