Spunk

Skeet, Cum, Jizz, Semen

He spunked all over the couch.

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

spunkbag

generally recognised as meaning a used condom, but more commonly used as an insult

Fuck off you spunkbag!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006

SLUSK

a female or male who projects a promiscuous lifestyle. Short skirts, heels & bathing suits and girls who carry condoms in their bag etc etc. SLUSKS

Sorry to tell you, your girlfriend is a closet SLUSK

by Sluskfinder.com August 4, 2011

spunk-bubble

A term used to describe a foolish person or someone who is being an idiot. 'Spunk-bubble' is obviously associated with the first word which is slang for semen and adding the word 'bubble'for a more bizarre and humorous context.

"I hate you."
"Do us a favour; take your double chins, do a 360 and fuck off, you spunk-bubble.

by Cosworth YBD July 8, 2018

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

spunk pig

A female a little on the large side that will do at the end of the night if all else fails!

jesus mate i pulled a right spunk pig last night!

by anthony anderson October 12, 2007