Spreeheap

1. The heat on a chair or couch due to someone who previously sat there (not necessarily from a fart).

2. The heat on a chair or couch due to a fart made by someone who previously sat there.

3. A couch or chair that is still warm from the person before.

4. The person who put the warmth into the seat you are now in.

1. I got maaajor spreeheap at Bob's slumber party! Joe must have been sitting there forever!

2. The spreeheap on this couch is TERRIBLE! It's warm AND smelly!

3. This spreeheap is still very warm from when Grandma was sitting on it!

4. Hmm, this chair is warm. I think Steve is the spreeheap!

by that person...? February 19, 2009

Spreaf

A quickly spreading expulsion of sexual fluids and air which exits a vagina after sexual intercourse with a below average penis. Typically men run in fear on a desperate search for Kleenex.

After Danny ejaculated, his bimbo spreafed all over his face sending him on a desperate search for Kleenex.

by LaSpreafa January 10, 2013

Spree-pussyhunting

The process of hunting for multiple pussies by a man.

I like alot of women but I don't go spree-pussyhunting.

by Croakydave June 25, 2020

screef

Accidentally hearing someone wrong by thinking they said one thing when they actually said another. Aural version of scrife.

Did you just say you ate a baby?" "Um...no, I said I HATED babies." "Oh, I totally screefed you. My bad.

by Strange Alice August 9, 2010

spreewells

very expensive chrome spinning rims

Many rich people have spreewells on their cars.

by Liz October 19, 2003

spreech

The rare condition of when someone attempts to talk but halfway through end up screeching like a little bitch

He started to spreech when Satan bent him over the table and stuck his dick in his ass

by sunshin3 February 10, 2014

spree

To shit and pee at the same time.

"Bitch don't make me spree!"

by Oddphase November 15, 2005