trauma sponge

One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.

It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!

I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.

by Hebacious January 6, 2011

Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth

My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth

by The whale May 22, 2015

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.

Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.

by Nick September 8, 2003

spongebob syndrome

the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.

Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"

Kristina: "What's that?"

Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."

by teeny0584 October 13, 2006

spongebob squarepants

a square-shaped figure with skinny arms and legs whom finds his pride and joy at the krusty krab: also known as a sponge

wow...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS makes some mightly fine krabby pattys!

by tulip March 16, 2003

Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.

Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.

by Ben November 21, 2004