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Splelping

Jesterious Quartzyear, CEO of Clamworks: Theah so after the carnival I joetally took all my balloon animal hoes down to my splelpcave because I've become a total splelping addict who fucks balloon animals constantly vruh.

*Splelp* *Splelp* *Splelp* That's the sound of your cock grinding between the hips of a balloon animal.
by brapsusirony February 25, 2023
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Splick Splock

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?
by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018
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kabloinky sploinky

Guy 1: "I'm gonna kabloinky sploinky your mum mate"
Guy 2: "..What?"
Guy 1: "Search it up on Urban Dictionary.."
Guy 2: "Oh."
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: "So how was work?"
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The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.
Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.
by AidanH February 10, 2009
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Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces
"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"
by Anubis March 31, 2003
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sploing

When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word
"I'm feeling a bit sploing today"

"Oh for sploing sake"

"that man/woman is sploing worthy"
by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008
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