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spitzered

The act of vehemently accusing and or chastising someone for a behavior or action, then doing the very same thing when they turn their back.
Former Governor Elliot Spitzer Prosecuted Prostitution rings, and customers; all while using them himself for the past decade. Each of the persons prosecuted were "spitzered."
by Ascoda March 13, 2008
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Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.
Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.
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Spatz

Gross girls who take pictures of them from halloween but look fucking disgusting. Disgusting hair thats rusty and makes you want to throw up. Easily the ugliest girls in the entire fucking world. Clenched jaws and saggy tits.
Yo bro have you seen Kelly lately?

Yeah dude she is so Spatz.
by Laurence Baulding June 28, 2008
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Jason Spezza

A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.

This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.
Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).

Wow spezza what are you good for?

Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.
by greenB April 28, 2010
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spitzig

Greatest night school teacher ever. Hasn't beaten any obstinate teenagers yet... never!
"Mr.Spitzig is the greatest teacher at Cameron"
by Amber April 14, 2005
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Spitzered

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after being caught in a prostitution ring.
Mike got spitzered from his VP job after he was busted with that hooker.
by jrod147 March 11, 2008
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SPITZ

an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.
SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary
by AZNrule! May 6, 2012
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