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Spatchcocking

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.
Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!
by Plowinurgranny February 4, 2020
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Spatman

Combination of Spider-Man and batman.

Often misunderstood as combination of superman and batman. That's totally wrong.

Known for fighting the almighty Godzilla, spinning gorgeous webs and baking delicious cupcakes.

He got one spat pet. A majestic pheasant born in the darkness.
Nanananananananananana..Spatman!
by Kaiser Friedrich May 7, 2013
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Spataguese

A mix of Spanish, Italian and Portuguese
Person 1: Speaks foreign language of gibberish
Person 2: This must be Spataguese...
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 10, 2019
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spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.
Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006
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spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing
john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Spatchula

Someone who is extremely annoying and needs to be put in their place.

Also can refer to someone who likes to "flip" a conversation to their favor.

Used most often where cursing and offensive language is prohibited. Most appropriate in cafeterias and kitchens.
Stop touching my stereo you dumb Spatchula!

Put down my Spatula you Spatchula!

I wanted to invite her to the party but she was being such a Spatchula last week.
by Bialystock February 16, 2010
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spats

A couple of retards or annoying people. Or just plain stupid people.
Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.

Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.
by LaurenL April 5, 2007
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