gary snail

"meow", bites spongebob profusely

WOW, OOH, CHILL GARY SNAIL

by tasty + delicioso November 18, 2020

snail nail

To have sex with someone at a very slow rate. Doesn't necessarily need to be sensual though.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night. At first i thought she was a total snail nailer but as it turns out she was just retarded.

by drdamage March 8, 2011

Snail Hatin

The way dyslexics Hail Satan.

"Hey dude, what you up to?" "Oh you know, just Snail Hatin'."

by z0mbieparade October 2, 2016

Snail Eyes

When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020

fanny snail

When a woman is in a state of such arousal a trail of slime is left behind them as they walk, similar to that of a snail. Require the woman to be not wearing any underwear.

Wow, see that wet trail on the ground over there? That girl must be a fanny snail.

by Achmensch February 15, 2017

Snail Jousting

Two women aggressively scissoring eachother.

They were snail jousting each other until their pelvis' were swollen and bruised.

by American Werewolf in Sweden November 6, 2013

snail tit

A snail tit is a droopy nipple or droopy boob in particular. Or a snail with titties.

“Yo did you see jessica” “Yeah she has some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018