snail pussy

I really used vagina, the lips hang there like the bottom of a snail.
The sex was good, but she had a snail pussy!
by Jones1973 September 17, 2017
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Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls
My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.
by Jones1973 December 27, 2022
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Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.
Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”
by Jones1973 March 24, 2024
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head stomp

When you step on a girls head while fucking her doggy style
I head stomped that butch last night!
by Jones1973 April 18, 2016
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