Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 3, 2015

Short-Pour

When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.

Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"

Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"

Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"

by Mike the Machine November 13, 2016

short thicc

When any girl/boy is really short but has a nice butt.

"Patricia is sooooo short thicc"

by Fruitkake February 8, 2018

short bit

A small amount of time to be away. Usually about thirty minutes.

"I'll be back in a short bit"
"He'll just be gone a short bit"

by from the south July 30, 2019

Short Back And Stompin

Jordan Pickford, the England hero's famous trim. The traditional short back and sides with a Sunderland stomp.

"Hey Jude, seen my new trim? It's short back and stompin"

by JordanPickford July 12, 2021

Daddy Short Legs

The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.

Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.

by Chadian for Life June 6, 2020

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021