smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016

Smashed

To have lost balance and fallen over due to the intentional actions of another pushing you over.

"Whoah, Nick just got smashed by JP - but that's OK, because he is 2 thirds of the problem."

by Mr Wriggley August 28, 2006

smashed

To be stuck on AOL

That poor guy got smashed when he lost his college internet service

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

smashed it

when u smash summet, lol

oh no!!!! i smashed the vase, lol

by lol March 12, 2005

smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.

"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

smashed on

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"

1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*

by NickSter March 29, 2004