A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

hulk smashed

When one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day.

Matt, "You wanna fight?!"
Dillon. "Dude, how hulk smashed are you?"

by That is Personal June 16, 2008

Butt-Smashed

Taking it in the butt hard.

I butt-smashed my girlfriend last night. She was walking funny for hours.

by PrinceLestat October 20, 2009

Hood Smashed

When a large group of three or more individuals gang attack a single individual for reasons known only to the attackers.

"Hey matt that fool just insulted me im tired of this shit, hes fittin to get hood smashed

by GenoBreaker March 29, 2009

a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

danger she smashed the homie

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.

Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

by Danny beeh January 31, 2010

back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.

wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!

by sicksicsixaec September 4, 2011