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Slappy

Another way of calling someone a dummy without being so blunt or without them catching on. Comes from "Slappy the Dummy" a ventriloquist dummy from the series goosebumps.
"Listen slappy, no one asked you for your opinion so why don't you fuck off?"
by dasquidkid January 19, 2020
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Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023
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Slappy

Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.

(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)
I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA

Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”
by Billzer duh Killzer October 29, 2018
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Slappy

Something my dad does to me
Duuuuuude my dad gave me a bad slappy last night.
by Gooo3769 February 15, 2022
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Slappy Sacks

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy
Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost
by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025
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Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.
We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.
by CritMagnet February 8, 2024
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ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.
Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*
by alien_god May 11, 2018
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