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ass slapper

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.
Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!
by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009
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slapper

A sexually promiscuous woman who enjoys vigorous copulation. The term most likely denotes the sound of two people's skin coming together with force, especially during sex.
She's such a prolific slapper, she'll have to wait for the birth before she know who the father is.
by Spirituall August 7, 2011
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butt slapper

One who slaps over people's butts.
He is a butt slapper.
by Flappy January 18, 2005
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ball slapper

landing heavily on your balls while kitesurfing / surfing
I had a nasty ball slapper while landed that crazy trick
by chemic November 25, 2010
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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.
Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005
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wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE
I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.
by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009
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Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.
Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!
by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011
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