Skipping Rocks

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.

I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.

by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023

skip-free

An album put out by a musician that one is able to listen to all the way through without changing the song.

I really only like to buy CD's that I heard are skip-free.

by Lionel C. Davidson December 15, 2008

skip 16

A talented ska band from Olney, MD

www.skip16.tk ...their site

by ixx January 4, 2005

skipping levels

the art of getting really high and thinking you are playing a video game, passing a level each time you feel that much more high. The phrase "game over" is frequently associated with this word, it's simply the grand finale of your highness.

Bob- Yo what's goody for tonight?
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.

by One crew member December 23, 2011

Skip Daze

A day one takes off of school/work to smoke pot

Today I took a skip daze to smoke my brother's pot

by TheLyd June 14, 2011

Skip the dishes

The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit

Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back

Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money

by Angrykaren May 12, 2020

skip rat

Skip Rat: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals.

That family are a bunch of skip rats!

by jimmi2toes January 3, 2008