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skank scale

The level of skankiness of a trashy, slutty chick. Some are big skanks, while other's are just a little.
Joe: "I like my women a little skanky"
Lee: "What's up with that? man?"
Joe: "No, not big skanky, just a little skanky. There's a big difference. Know your skank scale"
Lee: "All right"
skank scale by Treday2k October 31, 2011

Stanky Spanky 

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.
"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."
Stanky Spanky by the bees tits September 15, 2016

skank swagger 

the inappropriate behavior when an intoxicated individual tries to "pick up" and/or be noticed by someone after the bar is closed; a flirty wobbly manner; drunken ease and charm
She followed Donny to the corner and seduced him with her skank swagger.

He approached her, beer in hand, and was turned away because of excessive skank swagger.

"I guess I'll slap on some skank swagger tonight"
skank swagger by crash_n_breed June 21, 2013

skank stamp

a tattoo that is on the lower back of a female. It is usually something big and tacky like a butterfly, a tribal sign, a chinese symbol or their name.
When Professor Smith bent over, I saw her skank stamp!
skank stamp by Kitchy December 28, 2005

skank shot 

the self photographing technique by which one (the skank) holds a camera at arms length and photographs ones self commonly used on facebook, myspace and similair websites by skanks
Duder: Hey check out DiDi'S pic on Skankbook.
Dudly: Nice skank shot. I didn't realize her arms where that long.

Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank 

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha