Alex the situation

When you eat like a complete pig and make a mess in someone else's house.

Named after the youtuber mypalalex

Grim: Let me get a plate, I don't want to make a mess and completely "Alex the situation".
Alex: Awwwwwwwwweeee!

Alex the situation by @RichAbbottLOL November 20, 2016

Jack & Blitz situation 

In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison

Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk

Jack & Blitz situation by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018

kit conner situation 

to force a celebrity to publicly come out about their sexuality against their will, due to accusations of queer baiting

“don’t turn this into a kit conner situation, let jenna ortega come out in her own time”

“it will become a kit conner situation when everyone is asking them about their sexuality”

kit conner situation by johnxina111 December 4, 2022

Shed Some Blood On The Situation 

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.

Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.

Shed Some Blood On The Situation by It Was Written June 16, 2010

shitty situation 

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

shitty situation by Stias April 9, 2006

hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.

After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.

hostage situation by carole and RIch October 16, 2007

urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.

Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.

urination situation by jscales March 24, 2008