siriuslyloveremus

the best kind of wattpad username anyone could ever have. Whoever came up with this is so creative and smart and hot.

“have you seen siriuslyloveremus on wattpad”
“obviously!!! they’re the coolest”

by siriuslyloveremus June 23, 2021

siriuslyinlovewithmoonyy

a 13 year old american girl who loves remus lupin and regulus black. who also is very pretty.

siriuslyinlovewithmoonyy is awesome

by siriusblackslover August 22, 2021

Siriuslyevans

A rip off from lilyevanscumbucket

Siriuslyevans is annoyed that noone put her on the dictionary

by Astoria jones October 12, 2021

siriuslyevans/lilyevanscumbucket

a rude dumbass

wow, siriuslyevans/lilyevanscumbucket is such a rude dumbass!
-garlictree

by garlic tree October 16, 2021

siriuslyunlabeled

@siriuslyunlabeled is the, kindest, hot, cool, nice, hilarious, beautiful, sweet, most perfect mutual you could ever ask for.

oh yeah I'm cool, I'm mutuals with @siriuslyunlabeled.

by a very honest someone December 28, 2021

Sirism

Hysterical answers from Apple's intelligent personal assistant, Siri.

Sample Sirisms:
User: What's the meaning of life?
Siri: 42

User: Open the pod bay doors.
Siri: I'm sorry John, I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?

User: I need to hide a body.
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps

User: Knock-knock.
Siri: Knock-knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

User: Marry me.
Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

by javester October 16, 2011

Sirisly?

The question you ask yourself when Siri on your phone acts dumb af.

You: Siri can I get directions to the nearest Starbucks?
Siri: Calling Mom now.
You: Sirisly?

by CranberryKing January 20, 2017