when you stick a bottle of ketchup in a girls vagina then take a needle and shove it up your penis hole. After this has been done you fuck her until ketchup starts to come out vagina. Then grab all the ketchup that has came out and smackk her sideways across the face.
by nickshawncoryareqpimp June 4, 2009
Get the sideways ketchup bomb mug.The sexual position in which two males, (females for humping purposes only), one on his back while laying on his partner's stomach. The bottom partner's legs should be snuggled around the other's body. This is all while having anal sex.
by Doughy Biscuit February 27, 2011
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When a woman turns sideways while naked and then you eat her out sideways. Mentioned by Chris D'Elia in an episode of the Fighter and the Kid podcast.
Dude: "So I just ate a girl out sideways, almost like a sideways burger, bruh I'm way to high right now"
Other Dude: "Woah"
Other Dude: "Woah"
by anonymoose12355334 March 3, 2019
Get the sideways burger mug.Sex where intercourse or penetration is NOT used...i.e. "foreplay" being a complete sexual experience in and of itself. Preferred by an increasing number of couples.
My partner and I much prefer sideways sex. We both find anal penetration SO yucky. But we could kiss, cuddle, touch and do oral ALL night!
by Davenbeach 63 April 4, 2021
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by Pwnsw November 22, 2007
Get the pwned sideways mug.Sitin sidewayz on the swang with candy paint drippin off the frame. Not driving in zig zags, thats a swang!
by PureTexan December 28, 2005
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