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Simpus

1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020
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SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the dead bodies of children ages 1-12.
"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.
by Reptention October 19, 2020
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simphead23

“Simphead23 posted this awesome video today!! Did you check it out???”
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SimpleSample

a great and amazing friend who is always there for me

ily /p (unless 😳😳😳😳)
"i just haven't been feeling real good lately"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"
by TheUhh October 2, 2021
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simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.
Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."
by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021
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ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.
T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.
by burrman23 April 6, 2010
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Simple Plan

Five guys from Montréal, Canada. The band plays pop-punk music. They've been around since 1999 and put out their first album--No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls--in 2002. Their second album--Still Not Getting Any...--was released in 2004. Their third album, a self titled one, was released in 2008. Their fourth album--Get Your Heart On!--was released June 2011.

Their singles include...

Perfect, Welcome to My Life, Addicted, I'd Do Anything, Astronaut, Summer Paradise, I'm Just a Kid, Can't Keep My Hands Off You, Perfect World, Shut Up

Some people may say they're a bunch of lame, whiny, emo losers, but they're not. They have literally SAVED LIVES, including my own. How would you like it if people constantly mocked and ridiculed the people who kept you from killing yourself, ending it all? How would you feel if you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone about any of your problems and they were all you had? How would you feel then? Go listen to This Song Saved My Life- Simple Plan. Maybe then you'll get it. They asked their fans on Twitter how their music has affected them and this was the product: an amazing, beautiful, tear-jerking song. I hope you get it now.

Anyone who's never heard their music... Please just give them a fair chance. Please.
1: Do you like that band Simple Plan?

2: Yes! They saved my LIFE xD
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