shithammer

Synonym for homosexual male.

That guy's a shithammer

by Spolvy December 9, 2004

shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.

That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Shitman

To excrete, To use the toilet, to empty the bowel.

I'm going for a Shitman. Is there any toilet paper?

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

Shithawk

A very large bird that shits on people then swoops down and carries them off to there shitnest. Also the best ball-hockey team in the world,located in Springfield,MO.

watch out...the shithawks are coming for you!!
Those shithawks are one bad ballhockey team!!

by the greenbastard July 17, 2010

Shitnaners

When bananas go rotten and simply just end up looking like shit.

Mike: "Dude, want a banana?"
Katie: "I don't want your fucking shitnaners!"
Mike: "Buy the horse some pizza."
Katie "I'm not feeding that shit!"

by Mike Reiss & Katie McCarthy January 13, 2008

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

shitcan

to get really drunk or stoned

I got so shitcanned last nite, I pissed myself!

by Vitamann February 11, 2008