SHITFLICKER

Someone that flicks shit or anything else like that is bodily disgusting

Stop that you filthy little shitflicker

by J-PIG June 6, 2019

Shitastic

Something or someone so amazing, horrifying, or fantasical that is makes one have the feeling of or actually shitting

Driving on the parkway today was shitastic!
Dude, that trick was shitastical!
A:Oh My God I think I shit my pants!
B:Why?
A:I met Robert Pattinson!
B:He's so shitastic!

by hellsrogueangel February 23, 2010

shitdick

1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.

1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.

by sd_rick March 3, 2011

shit-stick

Every dumb ass that has a driver's license that shouldn't.

How did that shit-stick get a license?!?
Dude, don't be a shit-stick.
That was shit-stickish behavior.

by jenijag November 27, 2012

shit stick

A common impromptu tool used to scrape feces off of the shoe or boot. Commonly used around livestock, zoos, kennels, camping and public parks. Depending on the size and shape, it can be efficient and can be thrown for a distance to remove it from your locale if necessary.

Damn Fred, I just stepped in in it! Hand me that shit stick over there.

by randallt December 30, 2016

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008