pleat shark

an erection found within the depths of an office workers pleated pants (typically chinos) this specific erection is not an advanced chubby, this is THE REAL DEAL, a major obvious erection

well my day was immeadiatly ruined by my boss's pleat shark he got after the new inturn bent over to fix her shoe.

by victorzarnowitz4563 May 16, 2009

Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.

man that guy is a status shark.

by Chode45 July 4, 2010

like a shark

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.

Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.

by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007

Baby Shark

The #1 most kid-friendly, annoying, viral, YouTuby, overdone, repetitive, thoughtless and stupid song of all time.

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. End my life. STOP WATCHING THIS SHOVELWARY SONG!

by Power476 March 3, 2020

sharkeshia

A she bitch pokemon

Ash: I've caught them all haha!

Misty: Look over there. What's that?!

Ash: let's look at the pokedex.

Pokedex: Sharkeshia! A ghetto she bitch Pokemon. Known for her fierce right hand. Don't get too close!!

by Cra let December 1, 2013

Tardicaca Shark

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

by runningAFbear April 29, 2010

Baby Shark

An Asian children's song that has gone viral due to how catchy it is. The truth of the matter, however, is that the song is a pure and utter cancer that has no real reason to rear its ugly head into the holy and exclusive world of memes.

Sam was singing that stupid Baby Shark song this morning and now I can't get it out of my head!

by JT 89.9 September 10, 2018