Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.
by phrek December 28, 2005
Get the seamonkeys mug.A drain, through which vast amounts of alcohol is poured, yet no effect is ever gained. unless belligerence can be counted. Then in that case it doesnt take much.
The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
And so the legend lives on
The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won handily, with his penis. And by win I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.
And so the legend lives on
Justin- Hey where did my whisky go?
Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.
Seamus- Its true
Connor-The ghost of seamus past took it along with your virginity.
Seamus- Its true
by Connor TEEHEE January 28, 2012
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The area of skin between the scrotum and the anus (male) or the vaginal opening and the anus (female) having which the abundance of hair and underwear lint of which usually causes chafing resulting in a pink, sore, shiny, and fuzzy mess.
After my soccer game, I straddled the mirror on my bathroom floor and gave my fuzzy seam a once over with the three-finger swipe. -Smell THAT!
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The photo of Mt. Fuji composited with the ash plume from Mt. St. Helen errupting was so seamless I almost didn't realize it was a fake.
by Maya_Ruad July 29, 2007
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"Christian was licking the seam of Raj up and down to the beat of Toxic by Britney Spears last night, while Cristian masturbated in the corner."
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