sects

n. an internet slang for sex to be used in a more joking manner or perhaps in a format more suitable for the eyes of younger children.
v. to have sex with someone, forceably or not, the act of performing sex upon an individual

1. Thomas: do u liek butt sects har har?

2. Aaron: I'm going to sects you all up.

by UkyoTachibana March 25, 2008

Secstacy

The feeling of perfection, bliss, and all that is good in this world while in the act of performing sexual intercourse on ecstacy.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried sex on ecstacy?
Guy 2: Secstacy? Hell yeah!

by Fknhrd October 23, 2009

Sticky Sechs

A term for the situation that arises when XX vertigo gets a sticky to the face while playing as an Argus PMC Mercenary in the video game Splinter Cell Chaos Theory. Upon doing so, it is common courtesy to jeer "get that sechs" or "you get that buttsechs xx vertigo because your oregon connection is garbage". Sticky sechs is too 1337 for xx Vertigo's potential use and is thus precluded by terrible bandwidth.

xx Vertigo: Kid, you're garbage, I'm the best there is.
ohh dam: Kid you get raped, and you too elite spart-an.

*xx Vertigo gets stickied*

Elitespartan V2: Sticky Sechs.
KennyWang: Kid you get that butt sechs.

by Madchief January 10, 2008

Seckscake

It is often used when explaining something sexual or sometimes of awesome or epic proportions to someone who is not familiar with it. Or such as giving a person your "seckscake" means to have secks or to want to have secks with that person. unlike "sex", secks consists of no sexual intercourse. Seckscake(s)'s is usually followed by a "please" at the end of it too.

Guy 1: dude that girl is so hotttttt
Guy 2: mmmm god yes, SECKSCAKES PLEASE.

by AutuminRose December 22, 2009

secks c

secks c is the better and more family-friendly way to say "sexy" and can be said by all children of christ

That guy is lowkey secks c, no cap embarrassed emoji sad emoji pray emoji peppa pig jumping into my stove emoji

by sendmemoneypls September 12, 2019

secxs

slang for sex, treated as something as dangerous as the n-word

me and gril had secxs in the bed

by boodley dooodley December 4, 2019

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020