scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Scrubblewump

Noun - A lump of those crusty boogers that one finds just inside one's nostrils. Typically used as the male version of cunt.

Samantha - Jason is probably going to be an male stripper when he grows up.
Mason - Yeah, what a scrubblewump.

by DoTurtlesHaveButts? June 6, 2018

Anaheim scramble

Anaheim scramble: the act of putting avocado in your condom and then having sex.

Example:
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.

by HarleyDFLSTC July 22, 2016

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

last minute scramble

At the end of a frat party, etc. when everyone who isn't already hooking up frantically scrambles to find ANYBODY to go home with.

Wtf, that is the 4th hideous guy to come up to me in the past 5 minutes. What is this, the last minute scramble?

by Lalalauren174 June 2, 2011