bull schist

It's like bull shit, but it's been stacked so high that the metamorphic processes have kicked in.

1. NY wants to ban wood fire grills and everybody thinks it's a bunch of bull schist.

2. In fact, the bull schist in NY is stacked so high, it could end our dependence on fossil fuels.

by Muffmaster Jones March 12, 2024

Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 27, 2011

Let's get schiested!

The act of becoming drunk, plastered, hammered, etc...

"Let's get shit-faced!"

"Hey guys who wants to get schiested?"

"Let's get schiested!"

by Carguy96 May 3, 2014

Pierce sb's chest

To beat someone in a game unfrickingexpectedly.

I think I pierced his chest
Pierce sb's chest

by JayMoneySpamsL2 November 17, 2020

Pierce sb's chest

To beat someone in a game unfrickingexpectedly.

I think I pierced his chest
pierce sb's chest

by JayMoneySpamsL2 November 17, 2020

Pulling a Schuster

Bailing on a Party

Bro don’t be pulling a Schuster

by Thisguy2021 December 30, 2021

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023