Swindles

The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.

Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.

by Love handles May 6, 2011

spindle fiber

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of

did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber

by ben8boom August 1, 2008

Swindelled

coming from the name Ashley Swindell, its a verb meaning to get it up the butt while playing twister

I wouldnt sit on that twister mat...

why?...

Dude, that brunette chick totally got Swindelled on it last night.

no shit....

by Anastasia Smitzon January 11, 2010

Sindler

cleptomaniac. enough said.

stay away from that cleptomaniac, he stole my sole inserts in my shoes.

by the jew theif May 17, 2003

sindler

follower who got a 300 7' surf board and only surfed for 11 minutes (like the loser he is)

u pulled a sindler man, u gotta surf some more

by bro man May 19, 2003

Sindler

one who is a cronic smoker

by Anaymous May 16, 2003

swindlefuck

Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value.

Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it

Some swindlefuck just gave both of us a $200 fine for a fender bender that we had already sorted.

The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.

Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.

My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.

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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.

by faireOwl June 26, 2018