Middle Stump

Popular slang among teenagers in Southern India for a penis.

Damn, he got kicked so hard in the middle stump.

by Sombody Toucha ma Username August 11, 2021

stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump

Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!

by LPrk15 August 8, 2008

Stump Slave

A person who has their arms and legs cut off so that they become completely reliant on another person.

Eric is such a stump slave. His gf got him his job and controls everything and he just says yes. I mean he's not just pussy whipped, the dude actually cut off his arms and legs and flops around waiting to get fed and fapped.

by GapingAspHole September 16, 2014

Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

Tree Stump

A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump

by Denny80222 April 4, 2021

stumped out

When you are having intercourse and you pull out too far and the penis misses the vagina and bends abruptly. Stumped out

I stumped out last night

by Mkeller August 3, 2019

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021