Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

Stress Browsing

Trying to cope with a stressful or uncertain situation by browsing mindlessly through a website or an app

Remi has been stress browsing all afternoon , he’s really nervous about his date tonight

by Izzygb January 6, 2022

eco stress

Confusion and tension caused from not knowing when something should go in the recycle bin or the compost bin.

Is this plastic fork biodegradable? I'm having major eco stress.

by Bitter American November 13, 2013

survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension

Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.

by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019

Bum-Stress

A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.

Related:
bum stress Pissed Off

Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...

by Dunkman4000 June 6, 2011

Stress Cleaner

Stress cleaners are people who, when stressed out, clean up their surroundings as a method of coping with and alleviating stress. In the same way that Stress Eaters use food to cope with their stress.

I recently started cleaning to try to cope with the exam stress, it works better than yoga 🧘 ♂️ for me. My prof says I'm a stress cleaner

by N😉B😎DY_19 September 27, 2018

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know March 13, 2011