Delivery stress is the sensation of anxiety experienced from the powerlessness associated with waiting at home in anticipation of the delivery of goods, most commonly households appliances, scheduled to arrive at an unfeasibly, imprecise time. Some may also experience associated cabin fever due to the inability to leave one's home for fear of missing the delivery slot. Other associated Behaviour includes irrational calling/complaining; excessive coffee consumption; neighbour pestering; post-its on doors; loitering outside home; inability to accept reality of poor delivery services; denial. For those with online shopping addictions, Delivery Stress can be a complicated and all encompassing condition.
My delivery was scheduled to arrive between 07:00 and 20:00 today. I've had such bad delivery stress all day, I couldn't plan my life or even go out for a latte. And when it arrived, it wasn't the organic fair trade quinoa I had ordered. It was unfair trade!!
by Rboum October 03, 2013
Trying to cope with a stressful or uncertain situation by browsing mindlessly through a website or an app
by Izzygb January 06, 2022
by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017
To destress, or simply “de-stress” means relieving stress by releasing your emotions in an orgasm, masturbating your worries away in an attempt to relax.
by LissyCrissy November 08, 2018
Stress cleaners are people who, when stressed out, clean up their surroundings as a method of coping with and alleviating stress. In the same way that Stress Eaters use food to cope with their stress.
I recently started cleaning to try to cope with the exam stress, it works better than yoga 🧘 ♂️ for me. My prof says I'm a stress cleaner
by N😉B😎DY_19 September 27, 2018
The result of a post so poorly written that looking at it for too long can cause your eyes to develop stress hormones and deteriorate your mind, throwing you into despair and hopelessness, horror and, well, stress. The post causing it is AKA wall of text.
by Xxx_Flarp_xxX February 14, 2015
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