lemon stealing whores

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

too nervous to steal

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!

by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2021

penny stealing jew

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's

You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!

by Quite literally hitler July 23, 2017

Steal An Attack Walrus

To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.

1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!

2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!

1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...

by Joko-Noko August 22, 2009

how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

Trampoline jump steal

When on a trampoline and one another person lands right after you, thus stealing the momentum of the jump and going higher while you go lower.

Dude, you just Trampoline jump stole me! What was that all about?!

Well, I can't Trampoline jump steal you if you would land in the right time.

by Devin J the Snipe October 3, 2011

The Ole' Felati-Steal

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.

Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''

by fear the factory April 9, 2009