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Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.
Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?
Special Master by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022
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Special Needs Goose 

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.
Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

Special Ed ass nigga 

A retarded ass nigga that's always doing some goofy dumb shit and getting caught because he's incapable of thinking
Aye y'all see this nigga marrco "man bruh " this nigga than beat up the old bitch and put his number in her phone. Smh now them police roun thur.. That's a special ed ass nigga real shit

special forces 

Special Forces or SF, is an elite special operations force of the U.S. Army trained for guerrilla warfare, unconventional warfare, and special operations.
The phrase Special forces is commonly used to refer to any soldier under Special Operations Command. However, the term "Special Forces" is a direct reference to The United States Army Green Beret's. The Green Beret cadre consists of 8 active groups 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 8th, 19th, 20th groups respectively. Special Forces are also Special Operations, however, there is only one Special Forces.
Special Forces Groups are futher distinguished by specific ODA (Operational Detatchment Alpha), not to be confused with ODD, or D-boys, Operational Detatchment Delta, or more commonly refered to as Delta Force. Also incorrectly lumped into the Special Forces nomenclature are RANGER Batts, NAVSPECWAR operators (SEALS, DEVGRU, NSWU) and Air Force CCT, PJ, TACP operators. While many of these units function in a similar capacity to SF operators, there are in fact not Special Forces, but are known by their aforementioned acronyms. All fall under JSOC (joint special operations command) thus can be accurately described as special operations.
I just got finished with the Q course

-really, Special Forces?

-yeah

-cool, my buddy is SF, he's in the navy, SEAL team 3

-he's not SF then, he's special warfare.
special forces by 3/75 November 8, 2007

Special Cuddle 

To have sexual intercourse with someone. Similar in meaning to shag, fuck, root or lay.

At a bar or park or anywhere for that matter...

Me>"'ello georgeous, fancy a special cuddle"

Girl>"Fuck off nimrod. Go die in a fire"
or
Girl>"Fuck off" walks away.

Me>"Mkay. See ya later *pointy knee bitatch*"
Special Cuddle by mrpere September 13, 2006

Special needs 

A term used to refer to someone with either an intellectual disability or, in a broader context, any condition that may pose problems in an educational setting, which can include non-behavioural or learning disorders, e.g., diabetes.
A statement of special needs absolutely does not imply retardation.
Special needs by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Special Needs Donkey 

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."