Jumpluffs's definitions

Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.

Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?

by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022